Disney offers you free admission to all of their Disney parks, club 33 membership and a voucher that allows you to eat at any place on property free of charge.
What are you willing to do in exchange for this?
Suck 30 dicks at once
Well that escalated quickly.
I want the D(isney)
water? wash? what?
w....w-we....Welcome! Foolish Mortals, to the Haunted Mansion, I am your host, your ghost host. Hmmmm. Our tour begins here, in this gallery. Here where you see paintings of some of our guests, as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now...
Your cadaverous palour, betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this Haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation, this chamber has no windows, and no doors. Which offers you this chilling challenge, to find a way out! Of course, there's always my way...
THATS ONE ESSAY DONE
EDITED, GONNA PRINT THAT SHIT IN THE MORNING
IT’S A BULLSHIT-FEST GLORY ABOUT RELIGIOUS POLICY OF JAPAN FROM 1500’S TO THE END OF THE 1800’S AND IS PROBABLY THE LEAST INTERESTING TOPIC I’VE EVER WRITTEN ON
BUT IT’S 11 PAGES OF DONE.
NOW TO FINISH THE 18 PAGE MONSTROSITY OF MY HISTORY PAPER